Easter Egg HUSTLE!!! An alley cat brought to you by the death and resurrection of Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior.

Hey folks, look what’s coming up in a week and a half. That’s right, an ACTUALLY ACTUAL ALLEYCAT! After the last few abortive attempts at organizing an unorganized race I kinda didn’t think we did them things no mo’…

Hell yeah ya’ll, way to organize and make something happen. Like the flyer says, you can run gears and brakes but it’ll cost you precious seconds at the beginning of the race. I’m not sure if the 5 and 10 “jumpin’” jacks are cumulative, as in if you have a bike with 33 gears and 0 breaks you only have to do 10, yet if you’re riding that old Schwinn Voyager you gotta crank out 15, but all you gotta do is show up and be prepared to brake ted shred style and see what happens. As always, a rousing round of Texas Footdown will follow for everybody who survived the race, and I’m assuming everyone else who wants to jump in on the action. I’ll admit, I’m kinda pumped to see this go down. It seems like it’s been FOREVER since we’ve had an Alleycat ’round these parts.

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